Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Behind every unsuccessful man, there are many.
Girls believe in love at first sight, and guys at first opportunity.
Woman without her man is nothing.
woman! without her, man is nothing.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
Marriage is a bachelor's blunder to taste the thunder.
Marriage is an institution founded upon an instinct.
Marriages are made in heaven.
so are thunder, hail ,tornadoes etc.
A bachelor kisses the misses.
A married man misses the kisses.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror,terror, suspense,stupidity and tragedy in life.
Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me boli: aaj mere ghar mae koi nahee hae....aajao.
Sardar: tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar par sab log hai, tera bhee mann lag jaega.
Ek ladki valentine day per shopkeeper se boli, aisa card hai jis par likha ho, "main sirf tumse pyar karti hoon"?
shopkeeper: mil jayega.
ladki: 25 de do...
Doctor to lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you
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ReplyDeleteFOUR STAGES OF MARRIAGE
ReplyDelete1. MAD FOR EACH OTHER
2. MADE FOR EACH OTHER
3. MAD AT EACH OTHER
4. MAD BECOZ OF EACH OTHER
i think thats wt marriage is all about
Marriage is a bachelor's blunder to taste the thunder.
ReplyDeleteMarriage is an institution founded upon an instinct................Marriage is an INSTITUTION in which a man losses his BACHELOR's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
thanx sakshi. i loved ur "4 stages...." keep posting ur comment so dat i can have more ideas.
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